FAIL

Dumb People. Entertaining competent people all over the world.

International Fail: Maybe she was kidding?

 

Having a Brain Fail: Please someone tell them it's because they're a vampire.

 

Permanent Fail: It's okay, maybe when she get's old and fat it will look like it says... Yeah no, I can't think of anyway to make that better.

Additional mini fail: Tattoos can't talk. Just FYI.